22 May, 2013

Li'l Miss Mess Police

The Bug's recognition of "icky trash" has escalated to new levels. "Messy" now means icky trash that requires immediate attention, and is often met with an undue amount of condescension and/or outrage. Especially when the one expelling such vitriol is the one who made the mess.

Any spills or detritus with enough audacity to place themselves upon the Bug's person cause such insult as to release a titan of a tantrum. "It's only water," comes provides no comfort to the afflicted.

Oddly enough, the following substances are not considered messy or icky trash: pesto, white cheddar powder, sand, and "big boogies."

Even more curious is the Bug's fondness for Curious George, hardly a neat freak.

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